BREAKING NEWS!!!
8:56 AM | Author: Josh
No, I didn't break anything.

For this breaking news update, we take you to the weather desk where our trusty weather man, Heavy Coat has information for us, Heavy?

Heavy: Thanks, Useless Intro Guy, this is Heavy Coat at the Blogger weather station, and we have breaking news that it is cold in Minnesota.

Useless Intro Guy: That's breaking news?

Heavy: Of course!

UIG: Dude, it Minne-fricking-sota! They are north of the Arctic Circle, of course it's cold there. Where did you get your meteorology degree from, the University of Morons-R-Us?

Heavy: No need to get nasty...

UIG: Annnnd, while we look for a new weather man, we will take you back to your regularly scheduled programming...
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