And now, FURNITURE!!
11:27 AM | Author: Josh
**EDIT**
Due to my perverted father, I must point out that the area in () are supposed to be crowd noises, nothing else. Sicko.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it right, we now have furniture. Fun for the whole family, come one, come all and check out the latest invention to come out of the twin cities! We have a couch! (ooooh!) We have a Dining table and chairs! (ahhhh!) We have curtains!! (ohhhh!) And last but not least, we have a new bed!! (oooh-aaahhh-ohhhhh!) I know, technological marvels such as this are often reported but rarely confirmed by independent scientific study, I assure you, our claims will be proven!! All we need are some volunteers from the audience to come on stage in the Twin Cities and you will be able to feast your eyes on the miracle of the modern world.

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